Would you marry me if I had eagle claws? I only have one good tooth. I have to keep it in my pocket in a napkin so it don’t get chipped. My left leg has a half peg in it. My hair looks like I got a birds nest in it. I live in a cardboard box under a bridge. I just need love. Who is willing to marry me and where do you want to do this?
Did I mention I also have a glass eye?
No I don’t have electricity. I had to rig some stuff up. I’m really smart. Nobody just doesn’t like me. I don’t know why. They said I look like the Crypt Keeper!
