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Does this sum up Illegal Immigration beautifully? what do you think?

I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of A bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a Week we had hundreds of birds Taking advantage of the Continuous flow of free and Easily accessible food.But then the birds started Building nests in the boards Of the patio, above the table,And next to the barbecue.Then came the poop. It was Everywhere: on the patio tile,The chairs, the table ..Everywhere! Then some of the birds Turned mean. They would Dive bomb me and try to Peck me even though I had Fed them out of my own Pocket.And others birds were Boisterous and loud. They Sat on the feeder and Squawked and screamed at All hours of the day and night And demanded that I fill it When it got low on food.After a while, I couldn’t even Sit on my own back porch Anymore. So I took down the Bird feeder and in three days The birds were gone. I cleaned Up their mess and took down The many nests they had built All over the patio.Soon, the back yard was like It used to be …. Quiet, serene….And no one demanding their Rights to a free meal.Now let’s see.

Our government gives out Free food, subsidized housing,Free medical care and free Education, and allows anyone Born here to be an automatic Citizen.Then the illegal’s came by the Tens of thousands. Suddenly Our taxes went up to pay for Free services; small apartments Are housing 5 families; you Have to wait 6 hours to be seen By an emergency room doctor;Your child’s second grade class is Behind other schools because Over half the class doesn’t speak English.Corn Flakes now come in a Bilingual box; I have to’press one ‘ to hear my bank. Talk to me in English, and People waving flags other. Than ‘Old Glory’ are Squawking and screaming In the streets, demanding More rights and free liberties.Just my opinion, … but, maybe it’s time for the government. To take down the bird feeder.If you agree, pass it on. In November,if they have an (I) after their name(for INCUMBANT), vote them out and send DC a message.If you don’t agree,Just continue cleaning up the poop.
@ KYLA I don’t take advantage of our government. Actually I am a Marine and an Iraq War vet. I bet you can’t even find Iraq on a map. I served my country and I am proud of it. I don’t need people that shouldn’t be here disrespecting everything the country that I have served for. I have seen many people that have been wounded or killed just for you. I take advantage of everything I need to because I have earned it and so has every legal citizen I have fought for, regardless of race. Semper Fi

Omg my female cockatiel bird just laid an egg. What should i do?

Hi i just walked into my room with a huge surprise, my bird laid an egg it is really small. I don’t really know how to take care of her tho. Is there a good chance that it is fertilized because there is a male cockatiel in the same cage. So i bought cuttle bone for calcium and a nesting box. Her poop also seems to be heaver is she just ovulating? and also this is her first egg there only seems to be one, when will she lay on them?

my cockatiels poop smells REALLY BAD! easy 10 points?

why does my cockatiels poop smell horrible all of a sudden
its color is normal but the smell is horrible
the girl has layed 4 eggs but the boy bird is the one with the smelly poop
he’s been in the nest-box sitting on the eggs for like hours but i don’t think that has anything to do with it plz help?

I have 2 lovebirds, I’m not sure of the sexes?

I have a green one and it likes humping the blue one alot, so the green one is probably the male. However, I heard that female birds lay eggs even when they’re not fertile. I don’t have a nest box available for my birds, so is that why she doesn’t lay unfertile eggs? And they copulate ALOT, like about 3 times a day for the past 2 weeks, and once in a while on regular times, year-round. How often does a bird lay fertile/unfertile eggs? I’ve had mine for 5 years, and I’v only ONCE found somethign that looked like smashed egg shells covered in poop on the cage floor.

My dogs eats its own “Poop” and more. HELP!?

I have three Shitzu`s and of course I am thinking maybe they got their name Shitzu from the bad habbit they have,but seems if only the 2 females do it only.They eat their stuff right after they do it.Sometimes the other female will sit in the back of the other female and as the droppings are falling out she eats it.LMAO…this is a for real question,NO JOKE. Now I live near a farm and there are chickens that come into the yard and do their stuff and the 2 females eat it up like “CRACK”! …..LMAO
Whats going on!? What do I do? Will the chicken Poop make them sick,give them the bird flue or something?I know its gross..lol..but advice is needed. And no i cannot move or feed them spicey food..lol. Thx

budgie bird help (breeding)!!!!!!!!!!!!?

hey i have been trying to breed my budgies for like 2 months and the male bobs his head and stuff ,they clean each other and he gives her food but she will not go in the nest box have 3 in the cage for her but she does take the nest supplies and put them in the bottom corner her poop is bigger than his to ? do u think they will breed?

What is the most embarrissing moment you ever had… it was so embarrising that you just wanted to die!!!!!!!!

mine was when my family and me went to the beach and we decided to feed the seagulls with pieces of bread and stuff suddenly plop!!!! bird poop all over my face … i started screaming , everyone around just looked at me like i was hystrical, or crazy … and the wrost part was that we didnt have anything to clean with except BREAD, and that’s what we did!!!!!